Corn Teen Time In Kain-Tuk-ee
Lissen Frens, I hear they is a Corn Teen cause of some sick running around our dear nation. I hav took it upon my own self to go out in on the farm and pitch a tent ta git away from all the poor souls afflicked with the Cornona Virus. Now, I ain't too shur what a Virus is, but they says its a easy to catch from one person ta nother. So I'm content to stay out here with tha horses and critters til I reckon its safe for me to go round and shake a mans hand once again. Be safe and keep your head on yer shoulders! Humbly, C.J. Bloomer, Kentucky Frontiersman